Charles Darwin was no hottie

I have yet to delve into temptation and become a tasty cyber-morsel for some surfing sperm provider. But, it has raised some interesting questions about us bewildering species…

In true Darwin-style it really is survival of the fittest. And whether it be offline or online knowing what’s in your league and out of your league is vital to dating life.

So how do you know what league you’re in? Did I miss the “league call” when puberty hit? Or is it randomly assigned to you, like a nickname is?

Also, what I want to know is… can you move up and down a league? Or is it simply a case of league-for-life.

Online leagues are defined primarily by your photo. That is, apparently why it is a “life essential” to have many photos – it increases your chance of sensory appeal.

I’ve also gleaned from the on-liners that it is of great offence if an ‘out-of-leaguer’ approaches an ‘in-league’ prospect. So, does it merely come down to looks in this environment?

Religion, job, smoker or non-smoker does not seem to come into play here (although they do ask) – only side profile, face on and random shot of natural beauty reign supreme.

Maybe there is hope in the off-line landscape. But still looks are the big clincher. It seems you have more of a chance here as you can play up on your other factors. For example personal hygiene, overall sanity and non-psychotic tendencies are also valued.

Having said all of that though, you must still be fully aware of your league. And the only certain thing about that is, no one knows if they’re in the right league or not until they’re told. It’s when you’re not deemed the fittest that you want to give Charles Darwin a big old smack.

Fuck evolution and all the rules. Leagues are for those not fit enough to fall in love.