Why do we shit on bigger girls?
Bigger girls: Taller than the average male, not the bijou statue representing the socially desirable body type. Could also be applied to a girl fitting the petite mould but big in personality, confidence or ability to do job well in a male-dominated working environment.
The beginnings of this observation are going to be slightly messy, so prepare yourselves – you have been warned.
Today a rather large, stubbornly positioned poo was found in the girl’s toilet at work. Much to my horror another female co-worker towards the end of the day unwittingly brought me in, to witness that this body by-product had not dislodged itself from its earlier position at nine in the morning.
Like a naughty schoolgirl, I brought three younger male members into the sanctimonious realms of the female cubicle to share my shock and hysterically giggle about girl-poo.
I knew they would enjoy my juvenile fascination with pooing. A few pictures on a mobile phone were taken (not by me, I might add). And I felt a sense of light relief in a day that was seriously over-stuffed with ‘grown up stuff’ for my liking.
But the laughs stopped there – for the males were a little distraught with the thought that women poo – let alone a cheeky fart.
Why do men struggle so with the biological fact that women do what they do: fart, burp and poo? Why is it deemed so unlady-like?
And when they chose to play CSI-detective and get to the bottom of it, why did they pick the big girls as suspects to this rather large piece of evidence?
Surely a little woman can do a big job like this as well?
It just seemed a little unfair that their suspects were women bigger in statue to them. And the unsuspecting, bijou lady who brought this to my attention was deemed to have shady, ulterior motives.
See no matter what size a woman is you just can’t win. Surely the evidence should have been a point of celebration. She had the balls to let go of the shit men want us to believe?
The beginnings of this observation are going to be slightly messy, so prepare yourselves – you have been warned.
Today a rather large, stubbornly positioned poo was found in the girl’s toilet at work. Much to my horror another female co-worker towards the end of the day unwittingly brought me in, to witness that this body by-product had not dislodged itself from its earlier position at nine in the morning.
Like a naughty schoolgirl, I brought three younger male members into the sanctimonious realms of the female cubicle to share my shock and hysterically giggle about girl-poo.
I knew they would enjoy my juvenile fascination with pooing. A few pictures on a mobile phone were taken (not by me, I might add). And I felt a sense of light relief in a day that was seriously over-stuffed with ‘grown up stuff’ for my liking.
But the laughs stopped there – for the males were a little distraught with the thought that women poo – let alone a cheeky fart.
Why do men struggle so with the biological fact that women do what they do: fart, burp and poo? Why is it deemed so unlady-like?
And when they chose to play CSI-detective and get to the bottom of it, why did they pick the big girls as suspects to this rather large piece of evidence?
Surely a little woman can do a big job like this as well?
It just seemed a little unfair that their suspects were women bigger in statue to them. And the unsuspecting, bijou lady who brought this to my attention was deemed to have shady, ulterior motives.
See no matter what size a woman is you just can’t win. Surely the evidence should have been a point of celebration. She had the balls to let go of the shit men want us to believe?
posted by Zap at
8:34 pm
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